i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here
If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood
This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
Seriously though dear god