Babe . admiralmargie
wanderingsun:

Nop

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

Me

Me

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

:^) - :^)
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